Posted August 26th, 2011 • 12 commentspermalink

The first time he called he asked whether the shoes were available in a wide size. She looked it up, told him they were. It was the easiest job Stacy had ever had.

She had been apprehensive. You know, telemarketing. But these were inbound calls, she was told. They want something from you.

She didn’t have a choice. An English degree? What was she thinking? It was summer and the pool was calling, but with student loans due, she needed a job. There was constant turnover, girls getting fed up and just not showing up for work, the HR woman speculated. Don’t become one of those and there’s a future for you. As if, she thought.

He called again the same time the next day. It was the way he thanked her – “Always a pleasure” – that tipped her off. He hung up before she could respond.

The next day, as the clock approached 3 p.m., she realized she was waiting for his call. Her headset beeped. It was him, again with a question. She answered, and before he could sign off, she said, “You’re not really interested in clothes and shoes, are you?”

“What do you mean?” he said.

“You’ve called me at 3 p.m. the last three days in a row,” she said. “Do you just want to talk with someone?”

“You are very perceptive, Stacy.”

“How do you know my name?”

“You introduce yourself when you answer the phone, Stacy.”

“Oh,” she said with a sigh of relief. “Yes, that’s true.”

“Well, now what?”

“Now what, what?” she said.

“You have escalated our relationship, so now what?”

“OK,” she said, giggling nervously. “What’s your name?”

“Kyle,” he said.

“What do you do?”

“Nope. That’s not how this works. Now I get a question. What are you wearing?”

“All right, now that’s kind of creepy, Kyle. This isn’t a phone sex line,” she said.

“And I don’t assume you’re going to say ‘a lace teddy,’ Stacy. Just making conversation.”

“OK, that’s fair,” she said. “I’m wearing a light green top and khaki skirt.”

“Always a pleasure,” he said. That was followed by a dial tone.

Strange, she thought, forgetting about him by the end of her shift. But he called back the next day and they talked a bit more, and she actually felt a connection of sorts.

Calls came in from all over the country, so this guy could be from anywhere. Some harmless flirtation to break up the day, she thought. No commitment. Perfect.

One day, Jessica grabbed her during a break.

“Have you seen Emily?” her co-worker asked. Stacy said no. “She hasn’t been to work in three days. She doesn’t answer her cell. She was going to meet some guy she took calls from, and I’m worried.”

Stacy was worried, too, but not just for Emily.

When Kyle called at 3, they talked a while. Letting curiosity get the best of her, she asked, “Do you know Emily from here?”

“Are you jealous?” he asked.

“What are you talking about?” she said.

“You needn’t be, Stacy. She wasn’t the first. She won’t be the last,” he said. “Then again, neither will you.”

She disconnected the call and ripped off her headset. She got up and ran to the bathroom to splash water on her face. She was shaking and couldn’t stop. She knew she should tell someone, but she didn’t know how to explain.

She decided to go home for the day and call in later to say she’d had female trouble. She walked to her car, heading to the last row where a lucky few parked in the shade of some nearby trees. As she keyed the remote and opened the door, she heard someone behind her.

“Hello, Stacy.” She turned and saw it was one of the janitors from the office.

“What do you want?”

“That’s not how this works. It’s my turn to ask a question.”

“What?” she said as her eyes grew wide. “Kyle?”

He grabbed her roughly by the arms and tossed into her car.

“Always a pleasure,” he said as he got in the car after her.

 

About John Kenyon

John Kenyon is a newspaper editor in Iowa who writes the blog Things I'd Rather Be Doing (tirbd.com), where he discusses books, music and pop culture. He had published stories with Beat to a Pulp, A Twist of Noir, Thuglit and elsewhere, and has stories forthcoming in Needle and Pulp Modern.

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  • Trey R. Barker

    Well done. Nice and quick and brutal. No fuss no muss no mopping required. Having worked telemarketing for about a half-second while I was in college, I can say with relief the janitor never came after me! Maybe if I’d stayed longer….

  • Chris Rhatigan

    Very smooth, John. Enjoyed this one.

  • AJ Hayes

    Nice ride. Could feel the gears shifting, but so smooth that I didn’t notice you were heading for a bridge abutment at a hundred miles an hour . . . until the front bumper shredded. Just as the ever-increasing shift in meaning of the title line didn’t completely hit home until the perfect irony of the last line whapped me up long side the head. Cool.

  • nigel

    yesterday AJ, today John K,
    everyday
    you blow us away

  • http://www.pluckyoutoo.com Thomas Pluck

    What do we first learn to covet… what we see everyday…
    Fine work John!

  • John Kenyon

    Thanks, everyone. This was a fun little one to write. Glad you enjoyed it!

  • Glenn Gray

    Creepy..Well done, John.

  • Ryan Sayles

    Creepy. What bothers me the most is that she probably won’t pay back her student loans now and the bank will have to raise rates on everybody else.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547377830 Paul D Brazill

    Never a chore. Nasty! Good on you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Simon-McDonald/100001470753298 Simon McDonald

    Very good, short and lovely punch to the gut at the end.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Simon-McDonald/100001470753298 Simon McDonald

    Nicely done, real sucker punch at the end.

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